Kimball: D&D

Tuesday, February 20, 2018

D&D

Probably inspired by the great Netflix series, Stranger Things, Bennett and his friends have been playing Dungeon and Dragons for hours on end. Hmmmm I wonder how Bennett's grades have been holding up with all this game playing?

The other day, I was at Target and happened upon a D&D shirt. I bought it, thinking Bennett would love wearing it. I was wrong. He saw it and the first thing he said was "Mom, I can't wear that to school, I'll get beat up." What? I guess all this D&D game playing is done in secret. Heaven help them all, if it gets out. Those delicate middle school reputations will be ruined.

2 comments:

janc@mac.com said...: Who knew. Middle school is a mysterious environment.; February 24, 2018 at 11:06 AM
bugnose7 said...: I guess that is what you get for trying to be nice. It looks like a cool shirt to me but I am old.; March 2, 2018 at 12:59 AM

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Things overheard at our house

Chase: "My hands have cold on them."
Mom: Owen who was at Matt's birthday party?: Owen: "Abraham Lincoln.....and Joseph Smith"
Owen talking about the difference between girls and boys. "Boys like scary things. Girls like happy things like chapstick and princesses."
Mom: "If we go out to dinner you will have to eat all of your vegetables, including your zuccini." Bennett: "I'm not going to eat girl's underwear." (think bikini)
Owen commenting on our combo pizza. "I don't want a compost pizza."
Owen: "Santa is not doing a good job." Mom:"What do you mean?" Owen:"He is letting the deer eat our plants."
Owen eating an icecream cone and commenting on the cone "I like the wood part."
Owen: Conditioner makes his hair "wiggly"
Owen: "Mom I like girls." Mom: "What girls do you like?" Owen: "Purple ones."
Owen: "My eyes are leaking."
Owen pointing to a picture of Jesus: "His name is Chuckie Cheesis."
What Owen calls the BBQ spatula: "Hamburger Shovel"
Taylor to Mom while she is putting on lipstick before church: "Are you doing that to look like a bishopric's wife?"
Bennett to Mom: "Your hands are wrinkled, just like an old womans."
Bennett to Mom: " I'm going to call him Chasey-slug." Mom: " He's not Chasey-slug." Bennett: " Yes, he poops in his pants and drools."
Taylor to Mom: "Nothings better for me than a good book and food."
Bennett to Mom: "The stars help me remember Gavin."
What Owen calls hail: "Little Otter Pops"
What Owen calls shorts: "Little Pants"
Taylor talking to Chase: "Everything is so nice in the world, especially you."
Bennett about Chase: "He looks like an ugly ogre!"
Bennett to Mom: "Mom, I'm having a rough day."
Taylor to Mom: "Mom why are you smiling?"
Benett after his 4 shots: "I'm just a beat up little kid."
Why Bennett needs a drink: "My breathe is dry."
Mom: "Who controls what you say?" Bennett: "Satan"
Bennett to Me about my new glasses: "They make your cheeks look big."
Bennett: "My tummy has a headache."
Bennett to his Aunt Michelle, who recently had a baby: "Do you have a baby in your tummy because it's big."
Taylor to Bennett: "Do you want to play the Revolutionary War or the Civil War?"