Chickens are not allowed in the house. Ever. Yes, the occupants of this house may act like barn animals at times. And yes, on occasion the house may look like a barn as well. But I have to draw the line somewhere.
Mom: Owen who was at Matt's birthday party?: Owen: "Abraham Lincoln.....and Joseph Smith"
Owen talking about the difference between girls and boys. "Boys like scary things. Girls like happy things like chapstick and princesses."
Mom: "If we go out to dinner you will have to eat all of your vegetables, including your zuccini." Bennett: "I'm not going to eat girl's underwear." (think bikini)
Owen commenting on our combo pizza. "I don't want a compost pizza."
Owen: "Santa is not doing a good job." Mom:"What do you mean?" Owen:"He is letting the deer eat our plants."
Owen eating an icecream cone and commenting on the cone "I like the wood part."
Owen: Conditioner makes his hair "wiggly"
Owen: "Mom I like girls." Mom: "What girls do you like?" Owen: "Purple ones."
Owen: "My eyes are leaking."
Owen pointing to a picture of Jesus: "His name is Chuckie Cheesis."
What Owen calls the BBQ spatula: "Hamburger Shovel"
Taylor to Mom while she is putting on lipstick before church: "Are you doing that to look like a bishopric's wife?"
Bennett to Mom: "Your hands are wrinkled, just like an old womans."
Bennett to Mom: " I'm going to call him Chasey-slug." Mom: " He's not Chasey-slug." Bennett: " Yes, he poops in his pants and drools."
Taylor to Mom: "Nothings better for me than a good book and food."
Bennett to Mom: "The stars help me remember Gavin."
What Owen calls hail: "Little Otter Pops"
What Owen calls shorts: "Little Pants"
Taylor talking to Chase: "Everything is so nice in the world, especially you."
Bennett about Chase: "He looks like an ugly ogre!"
Bennett to Mom: "Mom, I'm having a rough day."
Taylor to Mom: "Mom why are you smiling?"
Benett after his 4 shots: "I'm just a beat up little kid."
Why Bennett needs a drink: "My breathe is dry."
Mom: "Who controls what you say?" Bennett: "Satan"
Bennett to Me about my new glasses: "They make your cheeks look big."
Bennett: "My tummy has a headache."
Bennett to his Aunt Michelle, who recently had a baby: "Do you have a baby in your tummy because it's big."
Taylor to Bennett: "Do you want to play the Revolutionary War or the Civil War?"
7 comments:
cute! Not even for easter??
Oh dear. Who let her in?
I think that is a very good rule.
Still, it's an awfully cute photo!
Looks as though there are 2 chickens who came in. I would agree on that rule if I had chickens.
Chickens could be awfully cuddly at night though.... Maybe you could let them in for fried chicken sometime??
Are you sure that isn't one of your boys in a costume?
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