Don't gnaw on the cheese.
Don't pee under the tramp.
Don't take your clothes off during sacrament meeting.
Don't rifle through the sacrament tray looking for the biggest piece.
Don't eat the dog food.
Don't drink out of the dog's water bowl.
Did you wash your bottom? Do it again.
Don't use your fork to clean under your fingernails.
People don't want to smell you.
Don't eat rocks.
If you have to use both your hands to try and stuff your food in your mouth you need to start taking smaller bites. And you need to slow down.
Did you color on the dog?
Don't put that in your mouth. Do you know how many people have touched that?
Let's not spit on each other.
When you pray you need to be right-side up.
No, I don't want you to pee on me.
I don't want to see your bum or your feet up here where our food is.
Throwing rocks at the neighbor's windshield is a bad idea.
** and the 2 most recent....Don't lick his feet.
You can't use that cup after toilet water has dripped into it.
7 comments:
Tiera, Tiera, Tiera,
I always get a good laugh when I read your blog, but I think this post takes the cake. I am still laughing right out loud!!! I know all this must be really irritating at the time, but it makes such great blogging material! You know I am thinking about a woman named Erma Bombeck who was a humor columnist for years and wrote several books as well. (Before your time I think.) I really think you should compile all of the antics if your 4 boys, come up with a catchy title, print a book, and you'd have mothers of boys everywhere laughing at their lives instead of losing their tempers!! (If people still read newspapers I think you would make a perfect humor columnist like Erma.) Thanks for being such a great mom to 4 of the 8 greatest grandsons ever!!!
This was so funny but I know at the time, it probably wasn't. Little boys are just little boys. I tried to change a troop of 11-year old scouts I was called to serve one year. It was the most frustrating calling I've ever had in the Church. They only learn manners to win a mate. It's part of their gene code to be crude I think.
I think you might be able to sell tickets.
The things kids do, and the things we say that we never thought we would. Hilarious. The last few blogs have got me laughing.
I agree with your mom. A book would be great. I think I need to just copy and paste your blog onto my blog page because it all sounds so familiar.
Lisa that's a great idea. You mom's of boys really know how to be efficient.
Only boys! Only boys! And what I don't get, is why on earth would they find delight in this kind of stuff?! I mean, how do my boys minds work? Girls are confusing?? I think not!
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