This one at a furniture store.
And this one at a pet store.
Wednesday, September 5, 2012
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Things overheard at our house
- Chase: "My hands have cold on them."
- Mom: Owen who was at Matt's birthday party?: Owen: "Abraham Lincoln.....and Joseph Smith"
- Owen talking about the difference between girls and boys. "Boys like scary things. Girls like happy things like chapstick and princesses."
- Mom: "If we go out to dinner you will have to eat all of your vegetables, including your zuccini." Bennett: "I'm not going to eat girl's underwear." (think bikini)
- Owen commenting on our combo pizza. "I don't want a compost pizza."
- Owen: "Santa is not doing a good job." Mom:"What do you mean?" Owen:"He is letting the deer eat our plants."
- Owen eating an icecream cone and commenting on the cone "I like the wood part."
- Owen: Conditioner makes his hair "wiggly"
- Owen: "Mom I like girls." Mom: "What girls do you like?" Owen: "Purple ones."
- Owen: "My eyes are leaking."
- Owen pointing to a picture of Jesus: "His name is Chuckie Cheesis."
- What Owen calls the BBQ spatula: "Hamburger Shovel"
- Taylor to Mom while she is putting on lipstick before church: "Are you doing that to look like a bishopric's wife?"
- Bennett to Mom: "Your hands are wrinkled, just like an old womans."
- Bennett to Mom: " I'm going to call him Chasey-slug." Mom: " He's not Chasey-slug." Bennett: " Yes, he poops in his pants and drools."
- Taylor to Mom: "Nothings better for me than a good book and food."
- Bennett to Mom: "The stars help me remember Gavin."
- What Owen calls hail: "Little Otter Pops"
- What Owen calls shorts: "Little Pants"
- Taylor talking to Chase: "Everything is so nice in the world, especially you."
- Bennett about Chase: "He looks like an ugly ogre!"
- Bennett to Mom: "Mom, I'm having a rough day."
- Taylor to Mom: "Mom why are you smiling?"
- Benett after his 4 shots: "I'm just a beat up little kid."
- Why Bennett needs a drink: "My breathe is dry."
- Mom: "Who controls what you say?" Bennett: "Satan"
- Bennett to Me about my new glasses: "They make your cheeks look big."
- Bennett: "My tummy has a headache."
- Bennett to his Aunt Michelle, who recently had a baby: "Do you have a baby in your tummy because it's big."
- Taylor to Bennett: "Do you want to play the Revolutionary War or the Civil War?"
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3 comments:
I remember seeing one in a pet store that said "unattended children will be given a free puppy."
Not sure which is worse.
Love it! I needed a good laugh, thanks
You always manage to find the humor in life. It's always fun to read your blog.
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