Kimball: I'm an idiot

It was in my computer the whole time. I must have taken out my card while leaving the reader behind. Without the card sticking out you can't even tell it is in. Oh brother.

Things overheard at our house

Chase: "My hands have cold on them."
Mom: Owen who was at Matt's birthday party?: Owen: "Abraham Lincoln.....and Joseph Smith"
Owen talking about the difference between girls and boys. "Boys like scary things. Girls like happy things like chapstick and princesses."
Mom: "If we go out to dinner you will have to eat all of your vegetables, including your zuccini." Bennett: "I'm not going to eat girl's underwear." (think bikini)
Owen commenting on our combo pizza. "I don't want a compost pizza."
Owen: "Santa is not doing a good job." Mom:"What do you mean?" Owen:"He is letting the deer eat our plants."
Owen eating an icecream cone and commenting on the cone "I like the wood part."
Owen: Conditioner makes his hair "wiggly"
Owen: "Mom I like girls." Mom: "What girls do you like?" Owen: "Purple ones."
Owen: "My eyes are leaking."
Owen pointing to a picture of Jesus: "His name is Chuckie Cheesis."
What Owen calls the BBQ spatula: "Hamburger Shovel"
Taylor to Mom while she is putting on lipstick before church: "Are you doing that to look like a bishopric's wife?"
Bennett to Mom: "Your hands are wrinkled, just like an old womans."
Bennett to Mom: " I'm going to call him Chasey-slug." Mom: " He's not Chasey-slug." Bennett: " Yes, he poops in his pants and drools."
Taylor to Mom: "Nothings better for me than a good book and food."
Bennett to Mom: "The stars help me remember Gavin."
What Owen calls hail: "Little Otter Pops"
What Owen calls shorts: "Little Pants"
Taylor talking to Chase: "Everything is so nice in the world, especially you."
Bennett about Chase: "He looks like an ugly ogre!"
Bennett to Mom: "Mom, I'm having a rough day."
Taylor to Mom: "Mom why are you smiling?"
Benett after his 4 shots: "I'm just a beat up little kid."
Why Bennett needs a drink: "My breathe is dry."
Mom: "Who controls what you say?" Bennett: "Satan"
Bennett to Me about my new glasses: "They make your cheeks look big."
Bennett: "My tummy has a headache."
Bennett to his Aunt Michelle, who recently had a baby: "Do you have a baby in your tummy because it's big."
Taylor to Bennett: "Do you want to play the Revolutionary War or the Civil War?"

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Wednesday, September 15, 2010

I'm an idiot

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