Bennett's uncensored thoughts as a new 14 year old:
This is Bennett, I like to watch the Jazz win, I like ww2, Batman can beat any bad guy or hero 1 v 1. I hate school with all my heart, If want want to get me a birth day present you can blow up Mountain Ridge. I hate it when Watson takes a drink then his beard is all wet and sloppy, Then he sniffs you and it get all of his wet gross beard juice on you. I like skiing but only at Brighton. Snow bird is terrible because the only hill is 180 degrees downwards. Lake Powell is my favorite vacation because I get to be with the whole family and kill carp, Killing carp/shad is one of the best things. I get to see all of my uncles in one place and kill stuff. Playing were wolf is fun because I always win. Its fun to watch my aunt Michelle almost tear a muscle trying to win twister. My parents kind of ruined Lake Powell because they put only two sodas a day which is some serious dictator ship if you ask me. Shooting Owen and Chase is an air soft war is fun because... It just is. We have air soft wars up at the cabin, We built a fort up there were two people(Owen and chase) stay and wait for my to come shoot at them. Then they see me and shoot back until they get hit and there out. White rice is the best food, My mom is taking advantage of that and is saying " brown rice and Quinoa" tastes the same a white rice. They don't. They tastes like some one pooped it out.
2 comments:
Bennett sounds like a healthy, off the cuff 14 year old. What an entertaining writer. Happy BD to Bennett.
You are such a fun kid!!! Love you tons Ben!
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